10 REASONS WHY PATRICIA IS BETTER THAN SEX
By: Randy Gillis
10. Patricia never complains about my 'performance'.
9. Patricia can fix things.
8. Patricia is a militant butch lesbian who will cut a bitch at my
command.
7. Patricia loves Adrienne Barbeau too (for totally different
reasons).
6. Patricia remembers my name the next morning.
5. Patricia is there the next morning.
4. Patricia is my best friend, even after seeing me naked.
3. I am her best friend, even after seeing her naked.
2. Because she says she is.
And the number 1 reason Patricia is better than sex is.....SHE LOVES ME EVEN MORE WITHOUT IT!
9. Patricia can fix things.
8. Patricia is a militant butch lesbian who will cut a bitch at my
command.
7. Patricia loves Adrienne Barbeau too (for totally different
reasons).
6. Patricia remembers my name the next morning.
5. Patricia is there the next morning.
4. Patricia is my best friend, even after seeing me naked.
3. I am her best friend, even after seeing her naked.
2. Because she says she is.
And the number 1 reason Patricia is better than sex is.....SHE LOVES ME EVEN MORE WITHOUT IT!
Patricia = Oscar, in case you were wondering.
Keep crushing it... and giving me genuine feelings of inadequacy. You kung fu is strong, my friend. Very, very strong.
ReplyDeleteI thank you most humbly!
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